Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Good news everyone!

I've taught the toaster to feel love!

Seriously though.  The start of August will be exciting for me because, with my mad skills and awesome interviewing prowess, I have managed to get hired at a new company.  I am very much excited, and not just because of the awesome raise that goes along with it.  (Though that helps... That coupled with John's new job means that we just doubled our household income.  I mean, WOW!  I can't even...  Wow.  Anyway.)  I won't bore you all with the technical details, but it's really going to be a great opportunity for me to learn and gain a lot of technical experience, which is not only incredibly useful, but also fits perfectly into my schemes for the future.  (Dun, dun, DUN!)

I kid, I kid.  (Besides, this is me we're talking about!  I would never ever come up with any nefarious plans.  Ever.)  My biggest goal is just to pay off the wheelbarrow or debt I've managed to build up in the short time I've actually been able to build up debt, and then start to chip away at the truckload of debt that John has managed to pile up with his school costs.  So glamorous...  But sometime in between those two things, after I pay off my debt but before we start on John's, I plan to get a new place to live.  I don't actually think that paying off my debt will take that long with the extra money, and so hopefully in a few months we'll be calling all of you up to demand that you help us move.  Now it's your turn to be excited!  Yay!

That's the biggest thing going on right now in Lauren land...  Though I'm finally getting my car registered.  It's only been like, what... Seven months?  Wow I'm bad at this game.  I kept setting aside money for it, but then something else would come up and I'd have to spend it, and so it has gone on for the last few months.  I've mostly been trying to catch up on the bills and things I missed so that I could pay for the wedding, because that was expensive.  (P.S.  Don't get married.  It's expensive.)  I got some new tires for the car, cleaned it all out and washed it all up, and went to get safety and emissions...  And it FAILED.  I'm so close to giving up on the stupid thing.  I would have already except that I'm afraid they're going to put a boot on it, or tow it away...  I went SO long without anyone noticing, and then some people (who will remain unnamed, but you know who you are...) started saying how crazy it was that we hadn't been pulled over or given any tickets.  Seriously two days later I got a parking ticket for it, and then the day after that John got pulled over for it.  SO THANKS A WHOLE LOT.  Annnnyway, yeah.  The car didn't pass safety because the muffler was hanging too low, apparently, and so we had to go get another hanger.  Long story short, I ended up at Midas where some guy told me I needed two hangers and a flex pipe, and got a quote for $200.  

PFFFT.  Turns out that you can get stainless steel cable ties for like three bucks at the Smith's Market place.  Thanks to some gumption on my part, and a TON of help from Krystal, we hacked the crap out of that muffler, and got it all kinds of secured.   In the rain, no less. But wait, there's more!  Not just in the rain, but in the rain, in the middle of the road, on our backs/bellies under the car, with nothing to jack it up.  MAN!  We are so awesome.  Maybe.  I maybe haven't actually gone back to see if it passes now yet, BUT WE'LL SEE TONIGHT.  Cross your fingers for me because if this doesn't work then I'm going to set the stupid thing on fire and commit insurance fraud.  Also, if this post gets deleted later on, you know why.

That was a really long post.  Thanks for sticking through it with me guys!  (If you did, that is.  If not, I SEE HOW IT IS.)  Here is a yummy recipe as a reward!  (Though you'll have to deal with some background story first, sorry...)

Vegetarianism.  (Is that actually an "-ism" now?  I don't know...)  It's a weird thing, and I tried it once and it lasted exactly two days before I gave in and ate the biggest hamburger I have ever seen, because I am weak.  But it was delicious.  I really do enjoy meat, and I have a really hard time cooking without it.  Which, now that I think about it, is really a little bit weird and possibly abnormal; coupled with the fact that I'm really bad at cooking with vegetables and fruits means that I have a very limited diet...  So maybe this vegetarian thing is really a good thing for me.  But I'm getting ahead of myself.

John decided to be a vegetarian a couple weeks ago, and I thought I was going to die, because him deciding to be a vegetarian meant I was basically going to end up that way as well, at least when we're eating at home, because I'm the one who cooks, and I wasn't going to put in the effort to cook two different meals, because I'm pretty lazy.  (Wow.  That sentence is probably too long.)  So, yeah.  I was pretty unhappy about the whole thing, but it turns out it's not so bad; (At least he didn't go full on vegan; I would die without milk, eggs, and cheese, in the very most melodramatic way that I possibly could find.) it feels pretty good to eat healthier, and I've started to notice some subtle differences.  So, don't knock it before you try it I suppose.

That aside, here is my very first (and very favorite, so far) vegetarian meal I made!  Enjoy.



GARLIC HUMMUS PIZZA 
W/ WHOLE WHEAT CRUST

INGREDIENTS:
(TOPPING)
1 cup garlic hummus spread
1 1/2 cups chopped bell peppers, any color 
1 cup chopped baby spinach
1/4 cup chopped onion
1 clove of garlic, crushed
1 tsp oregano
1 cup shredded Monterey Jack cheese
1 cup Mozzarella cheese
2 tsp. olive oil

(CRUST)
1 teaspoon white sugar
1 1/2 cups warm water (around 110 degrees F)
1 tablespoon active dry yeast
1 tablespoon olive oil
1 teaspoon salt
2 cups whole wheat flour
1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour

DIRECTIONS:
(CRUST)

In a large bowl, dissolve sugar in warm water. Sprinkle yeast over the top, and let stand
for about 10 minutes, until foamy.  Stir the olive oil and salt into the yeast mixture, then mix in the whole wheat flour and 1 cup of the all-purpose flour until dough starts to come together. Tip dough out onto a surface floured with the remaining all-purpose flour, and knead until all of the flour has been absorbed, and the ball of dough becomes smooth, about 10 minutes. Place dough in an oiled bowl, and turn to coat the surface. Cover loosely with a towel, and let stand in a warm place until doubled in size, about 1 hour. When the dough has doubled, punch it down in the bowl, and form back into a ball.  (For thick crusts use all the dough, for thinner crusts, you can seperate in half and make two pizzas, or save dough for later)  Press dough onto well oiled pizza pan, set aside and allow dough to rise on pan.  (15 - 20 minutes)  Preheat the oven to 425.

(TOPPING)
Heat olive oil in a large skillet on medium heat.  Once heated, add onion, garlic, peppers, spinach, and oregano and saute until tender.  Remove from heat.  Spread garlic hummus over the crust in a thin layer, arrange sauted vegetables on top, and then top with cheese.  Cook in the oven for 16 - 20 minutes, depending on thickness of crust.



I know, I know.  Last time I made pizza it was a disaster.  Trust me, the memory is very fresh in my mind.  But this time I did two things different:  A.) I made the crust this time, instead of buying one, and B.) I used a pizza pan.  Night and day, folks, night and day.  

I used red and green peppers, which are my personal favorites, and I actually used extra garlic... Two or three cloves.  The pizza was extra garlic-y though, so if you don't like garlic much, don't do that.  I'm sure you could add more vegetables to this if you wanted, but I'm new to this whole thing, and I'm just getting my feet wet.  Give me a little while before you start throwing weird vegetables like asparagus or eggplant at me.  Geez.

Thursday, July 7, 2011

Good times in July and delicious food (as always)

Wow, it's been what, two months now?

Well, hello world!  Just thought you could all use an update in the Life of Lauren, because lets face it.  I'm the most interesting person you know.  Right?  RIGHT???  ANYWAY.  Lets see...  John did graduate from school and now has a job, HOORAH!  He is a legal assistant at Myler Disability.  It's nice, because it's really exactly what he wanted... But it does also happen to be all the way out in American Fork, so the commute kind of blows.  It's ok though, money is money is money is money, and John really likes the job.

Now that he's making some cash mo-nay, we're planning on moving out as soon as I get my car paid off.   (Which is SO close to being done I can't even believe it.  Also, yes I still pay money for that hunk of junk I drive around.  Don't judge me.) I'm thinking we'll go somewhere closer to my place of work, which will make the commute better for John as well.  I don't think I'll miss my dungeon apartment too much, but we'll see.  I tend to grow weirdly attached to things I own like that.

Speaking of things I'm weirdly attached to, my phone committed suicide a couple weeks ago and flung its self from John's pocket to the ground, shattered the screen, and ruined my LIFE.  I was totally freaking out about it, I mean, it was expensive, and replacing it would be even more expensive.  Seriously, at the very least it ruined my night.  John thinks I'm way too melodramatic and I overreact about things, but I was so sad.  It was a good phone!  I loved it.  I still love it.  Anyway, I ended up doing some research after I realized I couldn't afford a new space phone, and I found out that you can get screens and fix the phone yourself if you have the right tools.  I was so excited, and ordered it off of Amazon in a heart beat.  It came really quickly...  But there was a problem. (Of course.  When has my life ever been simple?)  The screen that came in the mail was not the screen that I had ordered.  It was a stupid Samsung screen, and it was WAY too big for my phone.  While I wouldn't mind a bigger screen... it obviously wasn't going to work with my phone.  Well, silly mistake, I figured, so I tried to get them to tell me how to return for a refund or for the right part - nothing.  Haven't even responded to me.  So I put in a claim with Amazon and am now disputing the charge with my bank and it's been a stupid headache and a mess...  BUT my awesome dad pulled through for me, and found me a new Nexus One on the cheap, and bought it for me.  Because he's a cool dude.  So now I don't even have to worry about it.  Yay!

Other than that...  Things have been going pretty smashingly.  I'm totally ready for Harry Potter next week...  John and I are going to end up seeing it like three times in 24ish hours, which is insanity, but I'm totally not even complaining.  I'm excited, even.  Took Friday off for it, in fact.  Woo!  Three day weekend plus a stupid amount of Harry Potter?  What else could I ask for?

Also, the 4th of July was particularly awesome this year as well.  (Wow this post is jumping all over the place today.  KEEP UP.)  My uncle Doug came out from California and brought a veritable arsenal of explosives with him.  I have never had so much fun.  I got to play with mortars.  They're loud, by the way... And probably still illegal.  Bottle rockets, roman candles, fire crackers...  It was awesome.  We spent a couple of hours blowing things up, and then went home to our completely wired kitties (fireworks scare Theo, and I don't know what they do to Zero, but he was bouncing off the walls.  Literally.) and tired to sleep.  All in all, it's been a good month so far, and a good last couple of months before that.

OH.  And John totally went to Japan.  Pretty sweet.  Ask him about it some time.
DOUBLE OH.  We went and saw Cake.  If you didn't already know because I didn't shut up about it for like two weeks.  BEST BAND EVER..

NOW FOR SOME DELICIOUS FOOD.

Navajo tacos.  You want?  They're pretty much way easy to make, and tasty.  Packed with calories, I'm sure, but tasty.

Fry Bread:
2 C. Flour
2 TBSP. Baking Soda
1 TSP. Salt
1 C. Milk
2 TBSP. Oil

Topping (Beef n' Beans):
1lb. Ground Beef
1 Pkg. Taco Seasoning
1 Can Pinto Beans (undrained)
1/2 C. Picante Sauce

Directions:
For the frybread, sift together flour, baking soda, and salt. Add milk and oil, mix into dough. 
If needed, more four can be added to make dough easily handled. 
Fry bread in oil; two inches deep at least.
For the toppin's, cook ground beef according to instructions on the 
taco seasoning, set aside. Pour beans into sauce pan, mix in picante 
sauce. Bring to a boil, then turn down heat and simmer for 5 minutes.
Now all you have to do is top fry bread with 
beef, beans, cheddar cheese, iceberg lettuce, and sour cream.

Woo!  That's really it.  I am a fan of simple meals, and this was pretty easy, and it makes about four servings.  Also, the fry bread is AMAZING.  I know that sounds totally self serving, but seriously, it was delicious.  Pro tip - when you roll out or flatten the dough for cooking, make a small hole, about the circumference of a AA battery (I'm not very good with numbers...  Maybe a half inch in diameter? It doesn't need to be so precise anyway...) before frying.  It makes it so the dough stays fairly flat and plate shaped, which is best for piling on your delicious toppings.  Also, as a bonus, any left over frybread can be used for dessert!  Cinnamon and sugar, honey, ice cream... top it with whatever and eat it.  Good times will be had for all.